Brexit...keep an eye out for a fast moving landmass inhabited by drunken red people. And they're singing.

So what would happen in the event of "Brexit"? I think we should send back this awful weather, it is European weather, it comes off the continent and we get their recycled rain. Even when we get hot weather, we are often warned about Saharan dust, jeez, is there nothing we can do to keep the immigrants, illegal or otherwise, from our shores?

I have a far better proposal, why do we have to be in Europe? Why can't we use the Engineering resources in this country to sever the UK from the seabed, erect a huge sail in, say, Birmingham, and we set sail for fairer climes. Can you imagine the surprise on the faces of the French when they get to the end of the Channel tunnel to find there is no UK there.
We could even get a "trailer" in the form of Ireland, if they want to come along for the ride. A stout chain and we'd be good to go as I guess the only other option would be to cut the Country in half and take Northern Ireland with us. And then there's the Isle of Man and the various other islands dotted around the UK, we could end up with quite a flotilla.

I wonder if it would be possible to have a huge stealth "cloak" cast over the UK so we can't be tracked. We could just appear off the coast of Florida or Mauritius or show up in Australia (to show them how to play rugby). We could plan our year around the weather, hold a referendum for snow or sun over Christmas, how much sun we want in Summer and the temperature. It would be like an eternal cruise, we could become a migratory species of human, evolving to cope with the changing world characteristics.
We would be able to avoid terrorist attacks because they can't find us. Migration wouldn't be a problem and with our history, we are all a stones throw from being the World's greatest sailors, I am sure it wouldn't take much to fire up the brine that flows in our veins.

If we stay in the EU, we have to put up with this terrible secondhand weather, we are surrounded by cold grey seas, wouldn't it be nice to see clear blue or green oceans? We could just set sail on a speculative trip maybe head South just to see if we like it, we can always turn West if we're not keen on being neighbours with Spain. We could stop by at Greece and buy some more of their antiquities and they can ask for them back in 100 years. We could take a trip around Italy and maybe steal Sicily. It would probably be an international incident, if they could find us. We could drink and then fall asleep in the sun, just as we do on the beaches of Spain and any other Country where the alcohol flows and the sun shines. The world would be on red alert to keep an eye out for a fast moving landmass inhabited by drunken red people. And they're singing.

I'm voting Brexit, a far more exciting prospect than the status quo that simply sees everyday as the same again. Time for an adventure.